American Chamber of Commerce?

Hah.

The hilarious spam of the day ....

A Texan lady telling she has work for you? Despite the fact her SPELLING LOOKS VERY NIGERIAN TO ME.
I thought the US companies would simply do the routine typing tasks in cheap places like Jamaica, India, China .. And if they would want to employ you, you would need a work authorization?

And the pearl parts of the spam: I am willing
to pay you 10% for every money received by you from every of our client who
makes payment through you.
I am doing this based on trust. Just incase you are concerned about how i got
to contact you, it was through the American Chamber of Commerce for trust
worthiness.
Oh I did not know I am listed in the Americn Chamber of Commerce? If s/he thinks I am based in UK, wouldn't it have to be some London Chamber of Commerce?

Anyway here it comes (again a href for your spambot reerence):


From: gina_fabric01@ny.com
Subject: URGENT PART TIME JOB OPPORTUNITY
Date: April 21, 2549 BE 11:01:41 AM GMT+01:00
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GINA FABRICS AND TEXTILES INDUSTRIAL LTD.
10 Newport ave, Scoff ford Area,
Oxford, L349HA, 44(0)151 549 2700
Private email - (gina_fabric01@ny.com)
Hi ,
My name is STRYKER GINA RAYE a Texan working in Uk, I manage a fast growing
company here in the United Kingdom. We supply raw materials for clothing
companies. I want to know if YOU will like to work online from home and
getting paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job?
Actually i need a representative in the states who can be working for our
company as a book-keeper . We make a lots of supplies to some of our clients in
the states which i do come to the states to receive payment and have it
cashed, after i supply them our raw materials. so i realized that its quite too
expensive and stressful for me to be coming to the states to receive such
payment twice in a month so i therefore decided to contact you. I am willing
to pay you 10% for every money received by you from every of our client who
makes payment through you.
I am doing this based on trust. Just incase you are concerned about how i got
to contact you, it was through the American Chamber of Commerce for trust
worthiness.
SO ALL I NEED IS TO FOWARD YOUR INFORMATION TO OUR CLIENTS IN THE STATES
AND ,THEY ISSUE PAYMENTS IN FORM OF CHECK THEN SEND
IT TO YOU VIA MAIL OR COURIER
I will need is your full name, address and phone number
so we can forward it to our clients and they will start making payments to
you as the company? representative in the states
I WILL EMAIL YOU A LETTER OF EMPLOYMENT FROM OUR
COMPANY WHICH YOU HAVE TO REPLY WITH AN ACCEPTANCE LETTER AND A SCANNED COPY OF
YOUR INDETIFICATION ATTACHED TO IT WHILE I SEND YOU MY OWN
IDENTIFCATION.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
Warmest Regards,
STRYKER GINA RAYE.
PRIVATE EMAIL- gina_fabric01@ny.com
Pls contact me via direct email address for more information?s
(gina_fabric01@ny.com)

My service status?

Another "great" email.
Why is it that they keep telling me about the service status? My service status of what? Of the pills that I ordered? Oh man ... even though I am a female, I can still get more than 4 inches of penis even without ordering any spam.
Oh, and the a href mailto code added for your convenience, and for the spambot convenience.

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