European lotteries... never anything new

When did we ever see anything interesting with the lottery scams?
Not even once even the email coming from the domain they claim to represent. Why would a Mrs Gloriakok from an Italian free email address (and with its free default ads for alice messenger) contact you to tell you that you wont and should contact a Dr. Krugar which also isn't using his correct email address?
+31 countrycode resolves to Netherlands, and if anyone WAS contacting you from the Netherlands lottery office, their email address would end @lotto.nl. (Never mind that they wouldn't know you bought a ticket... or did you?)

From: mrs_gloriakok@alice.it
Subject: REF
Date: January 29, 2009 8:45:32 PM GMT

REF

To claim your email prize of 1,000,000 Euros.
Contact Dr.Hans J. Krugar
TEL:+31-647269378 FAX:+31-847598766.
Reply To: claimfiles@i12.com
======================================

Copyright 1994-2009 The Netherlands National Lottery Inc.

Alice Messenger ;-) chatti anche con gli amici di Windows Live Messenger e tutti i telefonini TIM!

UK FORTUNATE DRAWS RESULT - Sure, UK national lottery giving out money for email addresses harvested with a spambot

From : UK FORTUNATE DRAWS RESULT < fortunate_draws0012@hotmail.com >
Reply-To : < barrister_frank_davies@yahoo.co.uk >
Sent : Friday, August 24, 2007 5:08 PM
Subject : UK FORTUNATE DRAWS

MIME-Version: 1.0
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UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY
292, Upper Richmond Rd West,
East Sheen, London,
SW14 7JG United Kingdom

TRACK Nº: 51024060210 OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you that have been selected for a cash prize of £500,000.00 (
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS) programs held on the 23th OF August
, 2007 in the London U.K. The selection process was carried out through random
selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of
over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. The UK
National Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by
the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This lottery is
the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claims officer
through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:
================================================================
Mr.Frank Davies
292, Upper Richmond Rd West,
East Sheen, London,
SW14 7JG United Kingdom

Email:(barrister_frank_davies@yahoo.co.uk)
Phone/ Fax: +44 709 288 0349
Phone Number: +44-70457-15368
For further enquiries Please call us (10.00am to 5.30 pm london Standard Time)
====== ==========================================================
contact him, please provide him with your secret pin code x7pwyz2006 and your
reference number BCLY:12052006/21.You are also advised to provide him with the
under listed information as soon as possible:
========================== ========================================
If you do not claim your WINNINGS on or before 30TH of SEPTEMBER,your winnings
would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information
from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT)pending the transfer/claim
by Winner.

*Winner under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified.
*Staff of all Companies in the UK are not to partake in this Email Promotional
Lottery.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Regards
Mr ANTHONY CAMPBELL
(Lottery Manager)

_________________________________________________________________
Discover the new Windows Vista
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=windows+vista&mkt=en-US&form=QBRE

Text pieces in bold and italics added to highlight the best pieces.

So they have selected YOU based on a spambot finding 250,000 email addresses from the web, for he sole purpose of donating BIG AMOUNT OF MONEY (why does it always have to be spelled in capitals?)

Also the contact person you should contact is always with a free email provider, not once from anything like lottery.gov.uk ..

So you would need to be over 18, in UK, and yet "Staff of all Companies in the UK are not to partake in this Email Promotional Lottery"..

De lotto online - one more lottery scam, as original as all these yahoo microsoft msn aol lottery notifications out there

From : Info Desk < infodesk@lotto.nl >
Reply-To : claimsdepartmentstaatbv@yahoo.co.uk
Sent : Monday, August 20, 2007 11:35 PM
Subject : PP 3502 /8707-01.

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De Lotto Nl Email Result;
INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM

Dear Email User,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual
draw of our LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL Programs. De Lotto online
cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-
mail addresses of individuals and corporate institutions,picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No
tickets were sold.After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail
address emerged as a winner in the category "A" with the following
numbers Email Informations below.

Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,statutory
obligations,verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

It is important to note that your award information was released today
the 20th of August 2007 with the following particulars attached to it.

(I) Award numbers: TL 22/15409
(ii) Email ticket number: PP 3502 /8707-01.
(iii) Lotto code number: TL09622NL
(iv) The file Ref number: TL/0534/30/07

To file in for the processing of your prize winnings, you are advised
to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing
agent.
**********************************************
Mr.Steve Litzin
DIRECTLINE: 0031-616-725-622
EMAIL:delottonl001@yahoo.co.uk
**********************************************

Sincerely,
SUSAN LU
Promotions Manager
Netherlands the Letter company
European promotions.

Dear Email User? Wow, is that me?

This is as bad and without imagination as these yahoo microsoft msn lotteries out there.

Yahoo.co.uk email address used for some big lottery in Netherlands? As likely as any bank manager anywhere on this planet sending you any email from yahoo or hotmail.

My favorite part in this one is though "De Lotto online
cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-
mail addresses of individuals and corporate institutions,picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the internet.". So what they are effectively saying is that this big lottery used an email harvesting bot to get the addresses ...
I think what they should have said is that they sent this same email to these 25,000,000 email addresses.

500,000 Euros with LSLUK/4034/8161/04 winning code from Holland

And back after some downtime - been too absorbed in the real life work.

From: farmacia.barnaba@virgilio.it
Subject: CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE
Date: August 30, 2007 6:20:09 PM GMT+01:00
Reply-To: farmacia.barnaba@virgilio.it
[Received: from pswm19.cp.tin.it (192.168.70.69) by vsmtp3.tin.it (7.3.122) id 46B6E4A8002DC49F; Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:20:09 +0200
X-Originating-Ip: 86.87.7.252]

CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER:
15/011/IPD


Dear sir/madam,

We are happy to inform you that you have
emerged a winner under the First Category of our promotion,Winners were
picked by computerized system, drawn from company and individual e-mail
addresses worldwide.The draws is officially announced today 29th of
August, 2007.You have therefore been awarded alump sum pay out of
500,000(Five hundred thousand Euros), which is the winning payout for
Category A winners.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification,find
below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers
in your correspondence to our claim Department.

REFERENCE NUMBER:
LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
Please contact Staatsclaim
department immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize
money to a designated account of your choice:


Dr. Peter Hans
Tel.:
0031- 626381909
Fax: 0031- 847103194
Email:claimfile@sfax.ws

Sincerely Yours,
Mrs Betty Rice
PROMOTION CORDINATOR
*************************************************************************************************************
N.B: Disclaimer - This email is confidential and contain privileged or
copyright information. You must not present this message to another
party.If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy,
distribute or use this email or the information contained in it for any
purpose other than to notify us.
If you have received this message in
error, please delete this email from your system.

Sure, a Five Hundred Thousand Euros is alumpofmoney.
How about they even once would forge their email addresses to be something that actually has even remotely something to do with any lottery?
Why is this particular scammer using virgilio.it if he is still physically located in Netherlands?

The reason why all these lottery notifications always come from Holland

iDeceive has a link that explains why so many of the lottery winning noifications you get in your email are coming from Netherland.

Dutch police arrest 111 West Africans in 419 clampdown

Dutch police have arrested 111 suspected 419 scammers. The arrests on Saturday follow the end of a seven-month investigation - dubbed Operation Apollo, AFP reports.

Eight of those detained were carrying false papers. Many others among the group of West African (mainly Nigerian) suspects are reckoned to have entered the Netherlands illegally or to have overstayed their permitted stay.

The alleged scammers are suspected of running a series of lottery-based (AKA 419-lite) scams. Prospective victims of these frauds are first informed by email that they have won fictitious lottery prizes. Victims are then tricked into handing over money-up front to cover processing fees or other fictitious expenses. The promised windfalls never materialise and dupes are left nursing their losses.
Investigators in the Netherlands estimate that 2,000 internet con-men are active in the country.

Unrelated but interesting : Harvard prof scams $600,000, then hands it to 419ers

One more Spanish lottery ...

From: lpwes59@hotmail.com
Subject: PRIMITIVA FREE PROMOTION
Date: July 7, 2007 11:50:23 AM GMT+01:00
Reply-To: vca1002@aim.com
Return-Path:
X-Originating-Ip: [62.37.212.10]
Message-Id:

PRIMITIVA FREE PROMOTION
Promotion SL,
28044, Madrid
Spain.

Dear Winner,

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice the
result of Loteria Primitiva Free promotion. We are happy to
inform you that your email address have emerged a
winner of Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros
(550,000.00) Euros.
NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the claim agency
below on email.

***********************************************
Office: Vart Claim Agency
Mr. Alex Dimas,
Address: P.O. Box 3051 3500GA Bailen 31 28005 Madrid Spain.
Tel.: +34-643 016 780
Email : vca1002@aim.com
**********************************************

Find below your promotion date, Ticket and Prize Winning
numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your
correspondence with your claims agent Mr. Alex Dimas

PROMOTION DATE: 3rd of July
PRIZE WINNING NUMBER: SLEU/62331/83426/07
EMAIL TICKET NUMBER: 197/00543/IPF

Kindly send the following information:
(i) Your full names,
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) Your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Warm Regards,
Dr. Clarion Fabian.
Director, Award Distribution Center.

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Uk lottery scam, again

From : UK National Online Lottery
Reply-To : uknl.williammcgils@hotmail.com
Sent : Friday, July 6, 2007 2:25 PM
Subject : Claims Notification For Category "A" Winner / (Batch No.: 2005MJL-01)
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FROM: UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY.
3B OLYMPIC WAY, SEXTONS BUSINESS PARK,
AINTREE, LIVERPOOL, L30 1RD.
BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear: Lucky Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result that just concluded lottery
draws of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY BORAD Programs. The online cyber lotto draws
was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual
and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from
the internet, No tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your
E-mail address was emerged as one of two winners in the s Category "A" Winner.
with the following winning information:
* REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
* BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
* TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
* SERIAL No: S/N-00168
* LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of £
250.000 (Two Hundred And Fifty Thousand Pounds only) each from the total payout.
Your prize award has been insured with your email and will be transferred to you
upon meeting our requirements, verifications and satisfactory report. To begin
the claims processing of your winnings prize, you are advice to contact the
fiduciary agent at Claims Verification Department Via E-mail:
uknl.williammcgils@hotmail.com . To file your winning prize to our licensed and
accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

To file your claim, please contact the processing agent;
Agent Name: Mr. William A. McGill.
Telephone Number: +44 70457 22177
Email: uknl.williammcgils@hotmail.com

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 20 days. After this date all
unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your
reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lotto
information away from the general public especially your reference and ticket
numbers. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).
Anybody under the age of 16 and members of the affiliate agencies are
automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

Please note; You are hereby advice to send the claims officer the following:
1. Your full name and address
2. Your age, sex and occupation
3. Your personal phone and fax number
4. Your winning numbers (Ref No. Batch No. Ticket No. Serial No. & Lucky
No.).
All reply should be sent to his confidential E_mail account:
uknl.williammcgils@hotmail.com . Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and we are glad you took part in our promotional program.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Monica Lopez
For: United Kingdom National Lottery Borad.

This is the least original lottery scam that I have seen in a long time.
UK lottery, with hotmail multiple addresses, where the phone number is to a UK mobile phone and not any landline, the email address that has nothing to do with the name of the person that 'sent' this email, ...
and why is it that they have your email address magically but they just don't bother to magically have also your phone number?

If it was from UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY, don't you think that it would be YOUR responsibility to find out you have won something, secondly that they would use the official email address and not their hotmail .. and that they might know your name? These are getting kind of repetitive...

One million euros from a handbag lottery ...

From :
Sent : Sunday, July 1, 2007 1:06 PM
Subject : You are a winner. Ref Number: 4226119.
MIME-Version: 1.0
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You are a winner. Ref Number: 4226119.

This is to inform you that your Email Address attached to a
Ticket Number: 1O6012 has won the prize Sum of ?1 ,000,000.00 (One
Million Euro), in an Email Sweepstakes program held on the 28th of June
2007.

Do contact the Details below for the Claim

Contact Person: Mr. Jon Bosch
TEL: +31-630-010-727
E-mail: jonsponsorlot@yahoo.de
WINNING INFORMATIONS
Reference Number: 4226119, Serial Number: 176087, Lucky Number:12426765,
Batch Number: EU75011

Congratulations!

SINCERLY YOURS,
MRS.SUSAN HANSEN
PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR.
Contact Email: jonsponsorlot@yahoo.de



___________________________________________________________

Tiscali Broadband from 14.99 with free setup!
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/products/broadband/

Aren't these lottery winning notifications so great when they don't even TRY to tell you how this would be the Yahoo & Hotmail & AOL & Microsoft & Everything Else Lottery? Just *a* lottery where they had your email address. But not your name or address or anything else ...

"Spainsh" lottery winning notification "E-mail"

From: DR LUIZ FERNANDEZ euspainlotterys@aim.com
Subject: CONGRATULATION!!! WINNING NOTIFICATION.
Date: June 16, 2007 10:35:30 AM GMT+01:00
Reply-To: infofernandezsec@aim.com
Return-Path:
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Message-Id: <200706160935.l5G9Zskm009479@isp>
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary=a4ad678d-d1bb-4568-ab24-88912ff8c6d9
Original-Recipient: [email]

EURO MILLION SPAINSH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL.
FROM:VICE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REFERENCE:67/80/ESP
BATCH:ESP-541-623-782
DATE:12TH OF JUNE 2007
RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro Million Spainsh Lottery Winners International E-mail programs held on the 8th of JUNE 2007. Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 653-908-321-675 with serial main number 345-790-241-671 drew lucky star numbers 34-32-90-43-32 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1.000.000.00 Euro.(One Million Euro)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by his royal highness King Rey Juan Carlos ,This promotional program takes place every three year. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 million Euro International lottery.
To file for your claim,please contact our fiducial agent:DR.LUIS FERNANDEZ
(FERNANDEZ SECURITY COMPANY SPAIN)
TEL:+34-648-823-675
Email: infofernandezsec@aim.com
Remember all winning must be claimed not later than two weeks,After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note:Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
MRS,COMFORT JOSE
Lottery Coordinator

Great spelling on this one.
Ad if I would end up winning one million, wouldn't it be MY responsibility to find it out?
Do people really believe in that they have been added by someone to some random lottery where they won million(s)?
And why would any such instance rely on "E-mail" to inform the winners, giving even the winning notification that way? Sure they must have also address and phone details in record then.
Plus I have not seen even one where the URL or the email sending domain would have anything to do with anything else but hotmail, yahoo, lycos, walla, or any other free email provider.
This "Spainsh" winning notification is no different.

I guess I should write a book about how to write GOOD scams that anyone would actually even remotely believe, get that on Amazon, and then send a reply to these unoriginal ones telling how much they could learn and how they could tenfold their income with some training in how to feed people bs ...

Another lottery scam - 500,000 US $ Euros

My favorite part of this scam :
Prize Amount: US $500,000 Five Hundred Thousand Euros Only - I have never seen US $ Euros in my life so far ....

From: worldsoftware23@aim.com
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE WON
Date: March 12, 2007 5:18:25 AM GMT+00:00
To: My email address
Reply-To: worldsoftware23@aim.com

Lottery Group: Consolation Prize Group
Prize Amount: US $500,000 Five Hundred Thousand Euros Only
You are required to file claims for your lottery prize winning by contacting the Lottery
Claims Processing Officer with your winning information provided above.
Lottery Claims Officer:
Name: Mr. KENNETH HOORT
Email: worldsoftware23@aim.com
Tel: +31-616248143
Fax: +31847520588
Congratulations once again from all our staffs on your consolation prize winning, we hope you will partake in our forth coming world software Lotto-Wheel
Email-games.
Provided in attachment is a Non resident claims form you are required to completely fill the claims form with your correct information and submit same.
We look forward to receive receipt of your information.
===============================================================================
NON-RESIDENT AWARD CLAIM FORM GG
==============================================================================
FULLNAME:....................................................................
FORWARDING ADDRESSE:.........................................................
CITY/STATE:.......................
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:.......................
MARITAL STATUS:.....................
NATIONALITY..............
SEX...........
PASSPORT NR:..................
DATE OF BIRTH:.................
TEL/FAX NR: .........................
OCCUPATION:..........................
CURRENT EMAIL:............................
================================================================================================
WINNING INFORMATION
================================================================================================
COUPON NR:..................................
LOTTERY REF NR:..................
LOTTERY DATE:..................
CLAIMANT
SIGNATURE:...........................
================================================================================
Yours truly,
Mr. Mirrel Smith,
(Lottery Coordinator)

YAHOO/MSN INC AND THE MICROSOFT WINDOWS LOTTERY OF £500,000.00

Oh, this is a hilarious spam.
Yahoo, MSN, and Microsoft Windows collaborating for lotteries... a £500,000.00 price, and they use a yahoo email address??

From: fallbrookgirl@adelphia.net
Subject: YOU HAVE WON THE YAHOO/MSN INC AND THE MICROSOFT WINDOWS LOTTERY OF £500,000.00
Date: November 30, 2006 2:09:58 AM GMT+00:00
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Reply-To: windows04_boardagents@yahoo.com
Return-Path:
Received: [...]
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Original-Recipient: [....]

Yahoo/MsnLottery Incoperation
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London
SM1 4te
United Kingdom

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of(£500,000) FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS STERLINGS for the month of NOVEMBER 2006 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.
YAHOO/MSN AND MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to the web. we only select five people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.
PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM
You are to contact your Claims Agent on or before your date of Claim, Winners Shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Centre.
Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no later than 15 days from month of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize was won.Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.
These are your identification numbers:

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788
These numbers fall within your Location file,you are requested to contact EVENTS AGENT MANAGER,send your winning identification numbers to them at this contact address below.
(CONTACT EVENTS AGENT MANAGER)
Mr.Peter Davidson
EMAIL:windows04_boardagents@yahoo.com

You are therefore advised to send the following information to the EVENTS AGENT Manager for him to process your wins.
1. Full name..............
2. Sex..............
3. Country................
4. State.............
5. Contact Address........
6. Telephone Number.......
7. Marital Status.........
8. Occupation.............
9. Age....................
10.Nest Of Kin..........
11.Zip Code.............
Congratulations once again.
Dr. Samson Bent
(Lottery Co-ordinator)

125 million UK pounds you just won, and the UK National Lottery doesn't even provide email addresses to their workers?!

Another hilarious type of spam is all these lotteries.

Take this one for example:

From: risimoorelottery@hotmail.com
Subject: Urgent Notce
Date: March 4, 2549 BE 7:37:46 AM GMT+00:00
To: risimoorelottery@hotmail.com
Return-Path: risimoorelottery@hotmail.com
Received:
Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:37:50 -0800
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X-Originating-Ip: [165.146.23.120]
X-Sender: risimoorelottery@hotmail.com
Message-Id:
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; format=flowed
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8BIT
X-Originating-Email: [risimoorelottery@hotmail.com]
Original-Recipient: [snip]
X-Originalarrivaltime: 04 Mar 2006 07:37:50.0919 (UTC) FILETIME=[8A775570:01C63F5E]

THE BRITISH ONLINE LOTTERY AWARD PROGRAM

British Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service
33 YATCH BASIN MARINA OFFICES,
UPON TYNE NEWCASTLE .LONDON

05/01/2006

Batch: 14/211/0374
Ref: BTL/311OXI/02

ATTN:


WINNING NOTIFICATION


We happily announce to you the draw of the British lottery programs programs held in London, Your e-mail address attached, to ticket number: 694 75600545 721 with Serial number: 886/04 drew the lucky numbers:01-6-2-13-35-17, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of £2,000.000.00(Two Million Pounds Only) in cash credited to file RPC/9080115322/44. This is from a total cash prize of £125 million pounds sterlings.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery, The estimated 125 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in U.K. history.The biggest was the 363 million pounds sterlings jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big Game, Mega Millions' predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe and Africa as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your £2,000.000.00(Two Million Pounds Only)would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Europe or Africa .

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies and pernal email database.This promotion takes place annually.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent with the below details for processing of your claims.

MR. HUMPHERY MACKAY.
Email: humphery_mackay@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +447040131735
Fex:44-871-251-5772
Call him on phone immedialty you recieve this mail so that he secure your file and give you the procedure on how the fund will be remited to your account.

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Sincerely,
Mr.Lucky Daran.
Zonal Coordinator

Warning!!!: Fraudulent emails are circulating that appear to be beging Britsih National Lottery addresses, but are not from The British Lottery.
PLEASE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO :
CUSTOMER CARE/COMPLAINTS DEPT:
LAST WINNERS ON BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE GAME.



Copyright © 1994-2005 The British National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline


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So, looking back at this miraculous writing, I would be really amazed if he ever catches any fish with it.

First, The British National Lottery would not notify people by phone.

Second, this is not Attention to: anyone mentioned

Third, email date is in January, whereas the spam winning notification was sent in April.

Fourth, why on earth would anyone working for The British National Lottery use their hotmail or yahoo to communicate to you?

Fifth, the The British National Lottery could not possibly know if you ever had a winning ticket as the time of the purchase of a lottery ticket they have no clue about who bought a ticket with an XXYZZ number on it.

I have left the email address The British National Lottery used to email me to notify about winning these millions of pounds, so in case anyone ever in teh wild Internet feels they want a few million pounds of cash or a few hours of entertainment, please email this Mr Lucky Daran working for The British National Lottery and whose email is of some poor Humphery MacKay of yahoo. The a href / mailto in HTML code has been added for your convenience.

The British National Lottery should really pay better their employees, or at least provide them with a free email address.

Dear Spammers, I Hate You.

Dear
* Nigerian Bank with only a Hotmail address
* Nigerian millionaire who is living in the concentration camp with T1 speed internet address
* Some Business man in a poor country with millions of dollars to send me with some swanky article linked to BBC webpage in your email
* Anyone who wants to send me millions of dollars from Africa
* Russian or British authority telling me I have won millions of dollars or pounds or euros in a lottery I did not participate to
* some swanky businessman out there telling me about business opportunities / about v1@grA / (iaLi5 / diamond business / some fake internet actions / something else
* Escuela Tántrica anything
* Company that granted me millions of dollars of loan that I did not apply for
* Buyer asking me about an eBay item I have not seen in my life that you are asking me about
* Barrister, Thumba Mulato, Next of Kin, Former President of Nigeria I had never head of
* PayPal buyer asking me about anything - since I don't even have a PayPal account
* Anyone I have never asked to be emailed by for your commercial, spam, religious spam needs or whatever.

For your immmediate mind refreshment: if you happen to be one of these lusers in this mailto list below, I mean especially you.

cletusopanka@yahoo.com.au, biglobe.lee.pang@gmail.com, tjfw4os@izap.com, fredadams100@hotmail.com, lawrence_george3@hotmail.com, daveg@diamondinvestment.com, david_lugard@hotmail.com, daveg@diamondinvestment.com, fred_adams001@hotmail.com, ukonlinenotification2005@msn.com, patrickadams2000@hotmail.com, sunlondon@msn.com, chuksobiora2@yahoo.co.in, abiolaw200555@yahoo.com, h.promotion@virgilio.it, chineduego@universia.net.mx, wst@netzero.net, cbn_contracts_department150@hotmail.com, harrykeem@netscape.net, drsophialoren@unaidsconsultant.net, philgan98@yahoo.co.uk,
nicolenicolejj@netscape.net, christopher_idah@mailbg.com, haruna4b@hotmail.com, gtalotto2@gmail.com, shehu_abubakar@hotmail.com, jamesevans@o2.pl, no.reply_optinsub21093332@optinright.com, lonneylegalfirm@yahoo.co.in, thembamulato9@yahoo.co.in, ohn_williams25@walla.com, hktdlv4f5@hotmail.com, awarddraw@usl8888.com, helenohelen@sify.com, kayojones@netscape.net, susan234@walla.com, hzkyvvvv4f5@hotmail.com, paul_mbekif@yahoo.co.in, mcgarydouglas@netscape.net, olofinjana@teenmail.co.za, grace_morgan_1970@yahoo.fr, sales@bestwebstoreonline.net, skyblue@conlared.com, olofinjana@teenmail.co.za, markgross4agel@comcast.net, internationalloteria@zwallet.com, frv4f5@hotmail.com, princehenry247@yahoo.com, prince247@lovetrain.com, frv4f5@hotmail.com, okadigbow@uku.co.uk, petkwame@zwallet.com, ahmed2trust@jubii.dk, ahmedee2005@hotmail.com, themba1@mailbox.co.za, euro_lotto2005_london1@emsergipe.com, eurolotto05lon@netscape.net, nnbangura1@yahoo.co.in, manewmann@netscape.net, corrymatley@hotmail.com, derek.davis@personal.ro, sans_front02@ny.com, themba1@mailbox.co.za, georgeakinyele@zipmail.com.br, jabumdu@webmail.co.za, chriseze@eresmas.com, johnelokannpc@eramail.co.za, johnelokannpc13@yahoo.co.in, tsouwarin@yahoo.com, Jennygirl740@Usa.com, Jennygirl740@yahoo.ca, lewsike@dearriba.com, themba5@mailbox.co.za, microsoftword@eresmas.com, khumalo_steve@yahoo.com, khumalo_236@hotmail.com, globasicinsuranc@eresmas.com, frankidris004@teenmail.co.za, luisae@eresmas.com, issah_abdoul300@latinmail.com, mgraeme@mscold.com, david_okoh@o2.pl, itlotto@terra.com.mx, moses_moloi@yahoo.com, msjantaylor@globalum.com, msjantaylor2005@walla.com, moses_moloi@yahoo.com, olakaseem68@eresmas.com, james_obi@globalum.com, keen_john11@inmail24.com, keen_john@unlimitedworld.org, james_obi@globalum.com, amed_smith@pleasehelpthechildrenofgod.com, personal007@eresmas.com, el_konam@indiatimes.com, paulguei4@0500mail.com, md-chambers@hotmail.co.uk, info-mdchambers@hotmail.co.uk, williams_okon_10@eresmas.com, willia_okon00@mail2world.com, presidency4@eresmas.com, lagutin87@eresmas.com, sulemanumar@zipmail.com.br, rivmu@kaixo.com, bensonmolefe@hotmail.com, patobi001@eresmas.com, sojiben@zipmail.com.br, sojiben30@yahoo.com, pccs_banker@HOTMAIL.COM, jerrygani@walla.com, felixubah@she.com, infocbnoffice_01@handbag.com, infocbnoffice@bluebottle.com, frank2005@tsamail.co.za, email.frank2000@yahoo.com, ladygoodwin@teenmail.co.za, lisagoodwin@teenmail.co.uk, mrsurulere@zipmail.com.br, mrsurulere_1@mail2world.com, barr_kery@yahoo.com, bnn_innocent@yahoo.com, hdschuen@netscape.net, tony_nzuma@email.lu, abbaabacha2@tiscali.dk, abbaabacha2@yahoo.co.uk,
paulguei1@0500mail.com.

I just wanted to tell you that
* If you live in a concentration camp with a T1 speed Internet access, where can I sign up to get to live there?
* I have zero interest in your viagra, cialis, diamond business, buying some random actions some spammer tolds me to, or sending money to anyone that approaches me over email
* That you really irritate me. The fact that you repeatedly keep spamming me irritates me that much that I want you to get if not unable to reproduce and keep your idiot genes in the gene pool, at least get that poor that you will never ever have an access to a computer so that you could spam me any more, or that you would have a Windows 3.1 with Outlook Express, and getting so millions of spams to the email addresses you have ever used to spam me. I rely on the spam harvesters in this to collect your email addresses, and send you adverts for more viagra, cialis, ephedra, diet pills, anything that makes you lose weight, lose money, get more inches in your p*nis, and at least as many proposals of these Nigerian Banks with a hotmail address, these State Owned lotteries with yahoo or other free email address, and to get also all the Blonde, Educated Russian Or Other Eastern European Ladies Who Want You To Marry For Money. I ALSO HOPE THAT PEOPLE WILL USE THE CAPS LOCK AS WELL AS YOU HAVE USED IT FOR ALL THESE YEARS. I HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER WILL HAVE PREMARITAL SEX WITH A PERSON OF THE RACE AND SEX YOU DO NOT APPROVE. I HOPE YOU WILL GET NIGHTMARES OF SPAM, AND ALL THAT YOU WILL BE EATING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, IS CANNED SPAM.
* AND, AS THE LAST POINT, THAT I REALLY REALLY HATE THE ABUSIVE USE OF CAPS LOCK, EVEN IF IT IS USED IN YOUR WHATEVER REASONS.
* I very kindly ask you to leave me the f*** alone, and select some other people in the mailto: list above in this webpage to entertain you. Imagine if all you Nigerians are so rich, just unite and you could buy Saudi Arabia and a few states of USA if all your monetary investments were united.
* That if you really have millions of dollars and are still stupid enough to live in a concentration camp, I hope you die. Painfully.