Wednesday, April 19, 2006

My service status?

Another "great" email.
Why is it that they keep telling me about the service status? My service status of what? Of the pills that I ordered? Oh man ... even though I am a female, I can still get more than 4 inches of penis even without ordering any spam.
Oh, and the a href mailto code added for your convenience, and for the spambot convenience.

From Katrina Bright Wed Apr 19 11:48:46 2006
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Message-Id: <[removed]>
Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:48:46 +0600
From: "Katrina Bright" <>
To: [some other email address]
Subject: Service Status:
Content-Length: 735

-Sensattional revolution in medicine!

-Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranted

-Don't lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be
i`mpressed with results!

Clisk here: [someurl, removed]

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Or maybe that Katrina tested that penis enlargement on herself, and the stupidity and pointlessness of the message could be explained simply by the fact that she used MicroSoft Office with the automatic spellcheck, and she typed all the text with her 4 inch penis.

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