Friday, April 07, 2006

Swami Kurmarajadasa = The Most Annoying Religious Spammer In Teh Internet

I have no clue where this guy called "Swami Kurmarajadasa" or however he wants to be called, got my email address to his spam collection. Not that it matters since the spam he sends arrives to hotmail, which I haven't ever used for anything else than just signing up for some stuff in Teh Internet.
Still, I have never signed up for any of the crap this guy sends.
Also, hotmail's spam filters are the worst ever. They seem as efficient than ANY of the spam filters that existed before 1973 for the consumer use. Still, every single time I block this thing, the next time (next month or so) that I bother to log into hotmail again, there are 20 emails he has sent. In the inbox.

From : Escuela Tántrica Sivaíta de Madrid
Reply-To : Escuela Tántrica Sivaíta de Madrid
Sent : Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:46 AM

blah blah, blah. At least the spam contains the link to the site they spam about, In which website there is a mailto to . The site has a lot of visitors too. After years, years, and years of trying to ask them to remove my email from the spam I receive from them, I'm not really surprised to see that I am not the only one who has connected the name Swami Kumarajadasa and spam together. Somewhere in Yahoo groups there was even exactly how these spams look or this, or this and so on.

He has to win the award for being The Most Annoying Religious Spammer in The Internet. Or maybe it's also partly hotmail having The Worst Spam Filters in The Internet.

125 million UK pounds you just won, and the UK National Lottery doesn't even provide email addresses to their workers?!

Another hilarious type of spam is all these lotteries.

Take this one for example:

Subject: Urgent Notce
Date: March 4, 2549 BE 7:37:46 AM GMT+00:00
Received: from mail pickup service by with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Fri, 03 Mar 2006 23:37:50 -0800
Received: from by with HTTP; Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:37:46 +0000 (GMT)
X-Originating-Ip: []
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; format=flowed
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8BIT
X-Originating-Email: []
Original-Recipient: [snip]
X-Originalarrivaltime: 04 Mar 2006 07:37:50.0919 (UTC) FILETIME=[8A775570:01C63F5E]


British Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service


Batch: 14/211/0374
Ref: BTL/311OXI/02



We happily announce to you the draw of the British lottery programs programs held in London, Your e-mail address attached, to ticket number: 694 75600545 721 with Serial number: 886/04 drew the lucky numbers:01-6-2-13-35-17, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of £2,000.000.00(Two Million Pounds Only) in cash credited to file RPC/9080115322/44. This is from a total cash prize of £125 million pounds sterlings.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery, The estimated 125 million jackpot would be the sixth-biggest in U.K. history.The biggest was the 363 million pounds sterlings jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big Game, Mega Millions' predecessor. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe and Africa as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your £2,000.000.00(Two Million Pounds Only)would be released to you by our affiliate bank in Europe or Africa .

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies and pernal email database.This promotion takes place annually.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent with the below details for processing of your claims.

Tel: +447040131735
Call him on phone immedialty you recieve this mail so that he secure your file and give you the procedure on how the fund will be remited to your account.

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Mr.Lucky Daran.
Zonal Coordinator

Warning!!!: Fraudulent emails are circulating that appear to be beging Britsih National Lottery addresses, but are not from The British Lottery.

Copyright © 1994-2005 The British National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline

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So, looking back at this miraculous writing, I would be really amazed if he ever catches any fish with it.

First, The British National Lottery would not notify people by phone.

Second, this is not Attention to: anyone mentioned

Third, email date is in January, whereas the spam winning notification was sent in April.

Fourth, why on earth would anyone working for The British National Lottery use their hotmail or yahoo to communicate to you?

Fifth, the The British National Lottery could not possibly know if you ever had a winning ticket as the time of the purchase of a lottery ticket they have no clue about who bought a ticket with an XXYZZ number on it.

I have left the email address The British National Lottery used to email me to notify about winning these millions of pounds, so in case anyone ever in teh wild Internet feels they want a few million pounds of cash or a few hours of entertainment, please email this Mr Lucky Daran working for The British National Lottery and whose email is of some poor Humphery MacKay of yahoo. The a href / mailto in HTML code has been added for your convenience.

The British National Lottery should really pay better their employees, or at least provide them with a free email address.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

What is the most annoying type of spam?

I've been giving this some thought and I think I've arrived at an answer. The most annoying spam, in my opinion, is empty spam. This is an email where there is no subject or body - it's literally a blank email.

It's annoying enough when some sub-human mouth breather thinks it's okay to annoy millions of people to make money. In my opinion it's even more frustrating when it's pointless. The spammer can't even make money here. All they are doing is annoying a lot of people.

Nigerian scam emails are my person favourite because I can reply to them and string the scammers along for a while. Adverts for tablets are pretty entertaining as well since they tend to be written in diabolical English. Yes of course I'll take medical advice from someone for whom spelling a three-letter word is a herculean challenge.

Dear Spammers, I Hate You.

* Nigerian Bank with only a Hotmail address
* Nigerian millionaire who is living in the concentration camp with T1 speed internet address
* Some Business man in a poor country with millions of dollars to send me with some swanky article linked to BBC webpage in your email
* Anyone who wants to send me millions of dollars from Africa
* Russian or British authority telling me I have won millions of dollars or pounds or euros in a lottery I did not participate to
* some swanky businessman out there telling me about business opportunities / about v1@grA / (iaLi5 / diamond business / some fake internet actions / something else
* Escuela Tántrica anything
* Company that granted me millions of dollars of loan that I did not apply for
* Buyer asking me about an eBay item I have not seen in my life that you are asking me about
* Barrister, Thumba Mulato, Next of Kin, Former President of Nigeria I had never head of
* PayPal buyer asking me about anything - since I don't even have a PayPal account
* Anyone I have never asked to be emailed by for your commercial, spam, religious spam needs or whatever.

For your immmediate mind refreshment: if you happen to be one of these lusers in this mailto list below, I mean especially you.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pccs_banker@HOTMAIL.COM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I just wanted to tell you that
* If you live in a concentration camp with a T1 speed Internet access, where can I sign up to get to live there?
* I have zero interest in your viagra, cialis, diamond business, buying some random actions some spammer tolds me to, or sending money to anyone that approaches me over email
* That you really irritate me. The fact that you repeatedly keep spamming me irritates me that much that I want you to get if not unable to reproduce and keep your idiot genes in the gene pool, at least get that poor that you will never ever have an access to a computer so that you could spam me any more, or that you would have a Windows 3.1 with Outlook Express, and getting so millions of spams to the email addresses you have ever used to spam me. I rely on the spam harvesters in this to collect your email addresses, and send you adverts for more viagra, cialis, ephedra, diet pills, anything that makes you lose weight, lose money, get more inches in your p*nis, and at least as many proposals of these Nigerian Banks with a hotmail address, these State Owned lotteries with yahoo or other free email address, and to get also all the Blonde, Educated Russian Or Other Eastern European Ladies Who Want You To Marry For Money. I ALSO HOPE THAT PEOPLE WILL USE THE CAPS LOCK AS WELL AS YOU HAVE USED IT FOR ALL THESE YEARS. I HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER WILL HAVE PREMARITAL SEX WITH A PERSON OF THE RACE AND SEX YOU DO NOT APPROVE. I HOPE YOU WILL GET NIGHTMARES OF SPAM, AND ALL THAT YOU WILL BE EATING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, IS CANNED SPAM.
* I very kindly ask you to leave me the f*** alone, and select some other people in the mailto: list above in this webpage to entertain you. Imagine if all you Nigerians are so rich, just unite and you could buy Saudi Arabia and a few states of USA if all your monetary investments were united.
* That if you really have millions of dollars and are still stupid enough to live in a concentration camp, I hope you die. Painfully.

Spam Haters Blog Post # 1

So, this blog shall be devoted for the love or hate of the spam.

I personally HATE spam. Really, really, hate spam.

If you are a spammer, I mean some respectable Nigerian white collar wannabe worker from the Central Bank of Nigeria and just wondering how to best offer your money to the westerners, you might be interested in the Annual Nigerian Spam Conference or something like that.

Some spam can be really entertaining ... one of my favorites so far is this guy, first he was a Nigerian banker using his hotmail address, and 90 minutes later this guy was suddenly emailing as a Jordan millionaire. He also attached the same butt ugly passport picture of his or someone else to both emails.
I also think that 90 minutes must be the world record for a sex change - 90 minutes earlier this guy was called Mrs Rose Uba, so not only did she become a he, but he also got a Jordanian passport instead, or in addition to his Nigerian one.

That's enough for the first post.