What kind of spam would you like to see here?

And some interesting statistics for once again.. keywords from logs how this site has been found (mostly google).

lochers paris
africans hotmail
nomarriage.com
cmpgnr.com
angelstar pornstar
you have won the yahoo/msn inc and the microsoft windows lottery
pacnames
yahoo/msn lottery incoperation
scam exquisite replicas
bookmyname.com
felicia samson
yahoo/msn lottery inc & windows live
yahoomsn lottery
alex rodrigez
yahoo and microsoft window inc lottery

So it looks like that I am not the only one getting these scam attempts and my mailboxes loaded with these spams ....
If you found yourself here searching for something special - what is it that you would like to see in an antispam site? Do you have any good spams and scams that you got recently? Please post as comments, we are open to collaborators ...